hi i'm francesca

awwww-cute:

My dogs look like they’re taking a prom pic

"Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart." L.E.

captainswanouat:

captain swan hiatus meme » ten scenes [7/10]
               ∟ 2x12 :: deleted jello scene

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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thatfunnyblog:

johnny depp is me

mouzeron:

the sky is nice for the first time in a long time

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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thatfunnyblog:

Looking at your grades at the end of the year like

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?